Category: Idiocy

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Ready! Fire! Aim!

Yesterday, I attended a Zombie Apocalypse training session at the Gold Coast Pistol Club. Our merry band of potential Apocalypse survivors wound our way down to the coast (50 minutes early, Zombies appreciate punctuality!) and tried our luck with several different types of magic boom-sticks.  While I felt like...

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Interesting turn of events

It would appear to me that I struggle to write blog entries whenever there is something that I’m trying to keep under wraps.  It’s like I fear that I have no brain-to-keyboard filter, and all my deepest, darkest and hilarious secrets will come spilling out on to the page...

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Hair Beware

I’ve started making some long term decisions in my life (FINALLY! I hear you all saying!) and I’m taking steps to steer my path in the direction that I’ve chosen.  I’ve spent some time analysing my existence and have started sorting it out into things that make me happy,...

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Bucket List #3 – Tough Mudder

So, this weekend, I ticked something off my Bucket List.  In fact, I ticked two things. I completed Tough Mudder, on the Sunshine Coast, along with two friends, Draco and Cutter.  Mud Fighting, mandatory.  While we were a small team, we made up for it with pure awesome. As...

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Bucket List #3 – Tough Mudder

This weekend, I’ll be attempting to complete a Tough Mudder course and ticking another box on my bucket list. There’s a small crazy part of my brain which is completely focused, screaming “BRING IT ON, PUSSY!” while the other sensible part of my brain is starting to sweat, tremble and panic.  “Oh...

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Start of the Retaining Wall

Bit of a saga, really, and it all started with some dickhead thinking they could knock this over in a single weekend.  What a tosser. Anyway, everything started to turn sideways when the equipment hire place told me that they no longer had the nifty two-man post hole digger...