All messed up

Right now, my brain resembles overcooked scrambled eggs.

I don’t have the mental capacity to put this all into an entertaining format. Disappointingly, I’m going to resort to blogging via dot-point. Deal with it.

  • When something totally unexpected happens, roll with it.
  • Brisbane River is very pretty at night
  • My knee has a few issues.
  • My knee has fewer issues than my brain
  • Writing reports when incapacitated by lack of sleep results in really interesting phrases.
    “[Company] has to drastically rethink the overall ERP strategy because the existing one sucks arse.”
  • The best misheard lyric of all time has to be from Robert Palmers “Addicted to Love”.
    “May as well face it, you’re a dick with a glove….”
  • Misheard lyrics such as above are particularly hilarious when you’ve had no sleep.
  • Not even Coffee is doing it for me today.
  • Panicking about things rarely helps. I really need to chill the fk out.
  • My first aid cert is due for renewal. The thought of making out with a plastic dummy is so very unappealing right now.

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  1. Andrew says:

    If you were a different sort of person I would say stop kneeing managment in the groin and stop headbutting them and you may have fewer issues with your knee and your head. 🙂

    BUT you are not. So what I will say is – stop hitting your head against that brick wall. Also lack of sleep can do terrible things including alter perspective in dangerous ways. Please take care of your self. Concerned.

    On a lighter note – yes the Brisane river can be very pretty at night. So can moonrise. Tonight it is full and spectacular. Should be the same tomorrow night (Wednesday). Watching moonrise over the Brisbane river …. there is a suggestion for something to do 🙂

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