Hmmm… Silence

Thursday, August 9th, 2007 | Uncategorized

So… I’m breaking my long held silence with a post about absolutly nothing. I’m going to dedicate this post to my near-terminal case of writers block, with a special call out to all of those really unblogworthy days that have just kinda drifted by. They drifted by with no redeeming features, so that I really have to wonder if they really happened at all. Perhaps I just dreamed last week?

My days have been so entirely devoid of anything exciting that I’ve gone about singing Christmas Carols just so that I’ll irritate somebody enough that they will physically punch me out because IT’S SO NOT CHRISTMAS YET.

This year has gone by so damn fast. I now have under 5 months to try and shape up and get some of last years “New Years Resolutions” in order. The years seem to be going past in a total blur:
‘Deck the Halls with boughs of Holy shit the year goes fast… Here’s to Auld Lang Syne - I really have to resist those easter eggs and then its Happy Birthday to Me for the ten millionth time… and then Santa bloody Clause is coming to town AGAIN!

SOD OFF SANTA. Just chill your heels for a few more months old man cuz this year has been way too short. Somebody shortchanged me, and I swear to god that May didn’t exist. My calendar had a misprint. It went straight from February 28th to July 1st.

What has also happened in the blur of days is that I’ve totally lost track of a few of my pals. I know one of them is landing at an airport nearby in the next few days, one of them moved to the Gold Coast, and two of them almost broke up but didn’t and now everythings fine AND I MISSED THE WHOLE THING!

Shit. I dont want to sound selfish but if you’re going to have a major relationship crisis at least tell somebody about it. It’s like the sound that a tree makes if it falls down in the middle of a forest. You’re not totally sure it made a sound. It may have just been a wee bit tired and decided to have a nap. (AND ZEN FIRE ZE MISSILES! -ahem-)

Ok. So, enough of this blogging about nothing as it’s now starting to affect my sanity.

I’ll most likely post again in another few months when I’ll be complaining about my bad back and the bad food in the retirement home that I’ve just moved into.

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