Frogger

Thursday, June 21st, 2007 | Frog Dog, Uncategorized

FrogDog goes in to get his yearly vaccination tonight.

I know damn well that Mr Frog and I are going to get the ‘puppy eyes’ and the whole ‘why dont you love me anymore?‘ face all night. We’ll feel like horrible nasty people, and feed him too many treats to compensate. Ahh… dont you love that? Guilt inspired gifts!

I suppose I shouldn’t feel too guilty. Frog Dog has been leaving us nasty little parcels for us to clean up each morning. I wonder if the Vet will think badly of me if I stand in the room and laugh while he turns my dog into a pincushion. I may also need to enquire about the removal of Frog Dog’s furry plums. I think they might be causing us some hassles. It’s rather extreme punishment for crapping in our hallway - but let that be a lesson to all of you out there.

Do not shit on somebody elses floor or you may lose something valuable to you!

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