Bang!

Tuesday, February 6th, 2007 | Uncategorized | No Comments

Gone Gone Gone.
For those of you who saw the shed, it’s now gone. The asbestos filled, weed infested spider dwelling is no more. It has ceased to be. Rest assured, I didn’t even contemplate THINKING about getting rid of this myself.

I did what any other arachniphobe would do and hired some other mug to take care of the dirty work. Put quite simply - there’s not enough bug spray in the world.

So. Its gone. So now, I have my garden back again. Dawg is overjoyed. He’s currently snorting much dirt and overdosing on strange smells - I’m going to check him into rehab later in the week.

Filling you all in

Saturday, February 3rd, 2007 | Uncategorized | No Comments

I’m not going to tell you more about the house, because that would be telling all my secrets.

Mother always said that the secret to success is to leave them all guessing. And having clean underware.

Underware Clean? Check.
Not saying Jack Schmidtt about the house? Check.

Mr Frog leaves for New Orleans today - I’ll miss him but it also means I can leave all the cupboard doors wide open and leave empty wrappers on the kitchen bench without risking sudden and violent consequences. There’s always a silver lining.

Why did McDonnalds fire the clown? All the food tasted funny.

Green Dog

Thursday, February 1st, 2007 | Uncategorized | 1 Comment

I have a bloggers block. Or blog constipation (blogstipation, thanks Amanda!).

As a result, my life seems very ‘normal’ and non-blog-worthy.

Possibly one bloggable event that’s worth mentioning is the return of Cyclone Joan. She’s been out of town for the past few weeks, but she’s due in Brisvegas some time tomorrow.

Battern down the hatches and trim up the sails, lad. A storm’s a’brewin.

Another event worth noting is the abuse of my dog. Frog-dog was unfortunate enough to be sitting close to me while I had a green felt tip pen in my hand. His white spot, is now a green spot. I think it looks quite edgy and punk-rocker.

I have a cool dog.

ps: I bought a house yesterday.

Guilty Pleasures - Laurell K Hamilton

Thursday, February 1st, 2007 | Reading | No Comments

Leant to me by Finder451. I struggled to get into this book - the first few pages the heroine struck me as being overlly ballsey and aggressive. She’s growing on me, though.