Jamie the Lazy.
As dogs go, our dog isn’t going to be an olympic champian. He’s way
too lazy to consider doing anything remotely physical.
He’s a quite puppy, all things considered. The noisiest he’s been was
when he worked himself up to a bark when the Kiwi’s scored first
during the last international Rugby match. Even then, the bark was a
halfarsed ‘woof’ sounding more like somebody had shoved him in the
Complete with spit and slobber chops.