The Bare Facts of Life

The Bare Facts of Life

If you’re a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six
months. I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you’re supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal
with that, too.

If you’re a bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts)
while you’re sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute cuddly cubs. I
could definitely deal with that.

If you’re a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone
who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I
could deal with that.

If you’re a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS
that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

Yup….. I wanna be a bear.

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