If I told you, I’d have to kill you.

Wednesday, August 21st, 2002 | University

Kill you. Deep fry you and serve you with baby carrots and barbeque sauce.

I have just entered the realm of the uniquely disturbed. In a very interesting way.
It involves Engineers, secret notes, deliverys and a really strange request for 24 hours of silence on my behalf. Silence? Like I could ever be totally silent. As my unquietness is well known to all, i’ve decided to enter all this information into this sterling piece of neo-journalism called my blog. In fact, without revealing actually what it is that I’m talking about, I can only really tell you that I’m BLOODY EXCITED, and nervous as hell….

I have class in an hour, however, my thoughts are bouncing from one end of the spectrum to the other. Will keep you posted. Hopefully by this time tomorrow I’ll be able to jump about and hug everybody, revealing my obtuse secrets with a little more clarity.