All my friends are fuckups, but they’re fun to have around.

Wednesday, October 23rd, 2002 | Idiocy

Today was a really horrible kind of day. The winds were gusting upwards to 80kmph, and a dust storm had blown in from the bush. In other words, it was a surreal kind of day, where visibility was reduced and trees were creaking with the bluster. Washing on the washing line flapped noisily, while the eerie scarlet sunshine filtered through the horrid haze. (oooh! who said engineers cant use illiteration, huh?)

It was one of those days where fair maidens trembled and superhero’s were needed.

Enter: Bedsheet Boy.

Thats right. The boy-wonder who flapped around in a bedsheet had now become a super hero.
Using the terrific gale winds, Bedsheet Boy inflates like a balloon, to the amazement of all.

The gusts lifted up our favorite superhero…

Natures force fuels his great ambition…. to fly!!!

WARNING: Kids - do not try this at home. This man is a professional idiot.

God I love my mates. They’re all just a little bit cracked… Bedsheet Boy is also studying my degree. (ie: the engineering degree, the IT degree, and the PhD in Idiocy.) Gunna miss ‘em when I’m gone.

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