October 21, 2005
Friday Thought
My boyfriend, not happy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods.
When I'm in a good mood it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood it leaves a big f*cking red mark on his forehead.
Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.
Posted by Jacqui at 12:36 AM
October 14, 2005
Thought for the Day
Childhood: That time of life when you make funny faces in the mirror.
Middle age: That time of life when the mirror gets even.
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September 26, 2005
Quote of the Day
These lovely people have given us a chocks of bocklats and another wottle of bine!
Posted by Jacqui at 03:22 AM | Comments (0)
August 09, 2005
Quote of the Day
What do you mean it'll take 3 months to develop. It's just a button!!!
Posted by Jacqui at 05:47 PM
June 01, 2005
Quote of the Day
IT Support - "I'll just take your computer. I wont be long."
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March 15, 2005
True Bravery
True Bravery is arriving home stinking drunk after a very late night out with the boys. Then being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and still having the guts to ask:
"Are you cleaning, or were you flying somewhere?"
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September 21, 2004
Bad day at work?
When the shit hits the fan, you can always rely on coffee and chocolate to restore the world back to sanity.
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September 07, 2004
Where did the time go?
Office diplomacy: Dont irritate the boss while he has a hangover.
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June 24, 2004
University
University is for learning how to drink, learning how to party, and learning how to absorb six months worth of work in 2 days.
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May 26, 2004
Cannot wait til Friday. Cannot wait til Friday. Only 2 sleeps to go. Cannot wait til Friday...
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May 14, 2004
Grover on Ecstasy You're funny,
Grover on Ecstasy
You're funny, you're loveable, you're entertaining,
you like to call yourself "Super
Grover!"--You're obviously on ecstasy.
But that's why we love you. Be careful, ok?
Which Sesame Street Muppet's Dark Secret Are You?
Posted by Jacqui at 11:26 AM | Comments (0) | TrackBack
May 10, 2004
Monday mornings are sheer torture.
Monday mornings are sheer torture. The only things that go part-way towards making up for the said torture, is a bucket of coffee and a delightful lemon and poppyseed muffin. But still, torture is torture.
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April 28, 2004
Queues in Post Offices are nasty and ville. Especially when the person standing beside you has 'silent body emissions' like toxic gorilla farts.
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