October 21, 2005
Friday Thought
My boyfriend, not happy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods.
When I'm in a good mood it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood it leaves a big f*cking red mark on his forehead.
Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.
Posted by Jacqui at October 21, 2005 12:36 AM