What's on your bedside table?

I dont actually own a bedside table. I'm still living like a skint student, surviving with only the 'needs' and not the 'wants'. Luxury bedroom furniture is a 'want' when I can get by using a suitcase as both random storage space AND a bedside table.

Although, you must understand, it's a big fucking suitcase. It doesn't fit under the bed. I cant lift it on top of the wardrobe. I have no where else to put it. So, it stands there, next to my bed, acting all "bedside table" like.

It does a good job, too. It holds my alarm clock. It permits me to rest a copy of Harry Potter on top of it. It contains all the old clothes and random bullshit that I've dragged with me across the planet.

Who else can say that they have 10 books, 5 pullovers, a full single-bed fitted sheet set, and official paperwork dating back to the 1900's inside their bedside table?