Arse! Bollox! Crap!

God damn the beurocratic Federation of International Swimming and damn the British press. Damn them all to hell.

All I'd like to see is a bit of technology in the swimming world. I'd like them to embrace technology, instead of shunning it. Let me see them using their 20 million dollar budget wisely! I'd like to see sporting events adequatly reported, with fair coverage given to all sports. Not just snotty old soccer, and the crotch-rocket fantasy of the friggin' Grand Prix in Germany.

I want to see water Web Cam's. Lots and lots of spunky water web cams. With some underwater shots, as well.

I want to SEE the Thorpe-splash, and I want to FEEL the war cries. I want to shout at the screen when Australia gets beaten in the relays! God damn it, I want to SEE Geoff Huegill!!!

I dont want to read about the World Cup three days later in some piddly little article, only present as a space filler, because there's no more waterskiing budgerigars to report about.

Give the people what they want! Live swimming action on the net!!! For pities sake, at least give us some decent stills!