My desk is a shitfight.

I dont know how things end up here, but the piles and piles of homeless things tend to gravitate toward me and my flat surface of work.

At the moment, I have:
One homeless folder
One homeless cleaning rag
One homeless stress squeezer thing
One homeless calculator
Three random faxs addressed to somebody other than me
Two empty plastic cups
Two hardware magazines
Three graphics brochures
One phone handset that doesn't work
And a set of speakers that isn't plugged in.

Not including my stuff, that's all squeezed into one little corner, away from the growing, seething mass of randomness. (ie: Keyboard, Mouse, Monitor, Pen and spiral notepad!)

When I look around the office, I seem to have the clearest desk here.

Does that worry anybody else?