last cigarette: I don’t smoke but I had a drag on one of Ollie's, as I was proving a point. I cant remember what the point was.
last coffee: *points at mug*
last car ride: driving in the big blue bus. I don’t spend much time in cars these days.
last movie seen: I watched "Die Hard 3: With a Vengeance" last night before I passed out. Samuel L Jackson is awesome.
last book read: "Magician" By Raymond Feist. I'm now reading "Faerie Tale" By Feist also...
last beverage drank: I took a swig of Mountain Springs Carbonated Water this morning, straight out of the bottle. I didn't see the point in delaying for the amount of time necessary to get a cup from the cupboard. Plus, I'm the only one who drinks it.
last food consumed: McV's chocolate caramel biscuitty looking thing. Before that, Vegemite on toast. (shuddupgrant!)
last phone call: At work - Aaron, calling for Ian. Ian was 'unavailableatthemoment, wouldyoulikemetotakeamessage?'. At home - Grant called to inform me of the times/places for Matrix:Reloaded on the weekend. *squee*
last tv show watched: Good question. The tv is almost always on, but I'm rarely paying any attention to it.
last time showered: 8.10am this morning. It's a ritual. I'm not human without a shower each morning.
last shoes worn: Chunky office shoes. They've got rubber heels, so they don’t make godawful clunking noises on the wooden floors.
last sleep: 7 hours, last night. Shithead woke me up this morning, banging his suitcases throughout the hallway on his way to Greece.
last im: ICQ: I spoke to 'Damien' from Canada last night while I was messing about on the net. Conversation lasted for about 5 minutes... I've discovered that I have very little to speak to him about...
last time amused: Constantly amused. At the moment, I'm amused by Winamp Shoutcast. Cool radio stations, like "SpyLounge" and "AmbientDance"...
last show attended: "Crossroads" while I was in Kamloops, Canada.
last webpage visited: This one. Where I gakked this survey from.

I never said a word about the Vegemite!! *trying to avoid laughing*