What is it about snooze buttons that is so attractive? What is it, about that small round button that draws our fingers to it whenever the buzzing sound rings out? Is it a form of subconscious behaviour, taught to us by watching too much television, or is it because we have the insane desire to fall asleep and be harrassed every 9 minutes by a sodding little sound that makes your teeth vibrate?
getouttabed! getouttabed! getouttabed! getouttabed! getouttabed! getouttabed!
*snoooze*
getouttabed! getouttabed! getouttabed! getouttabed! getouttabed! getouttabed!
*snoooze*
getouttabed! getouttabed! getouttabed! getouttabed! getouttabed! getouttabed!
*snoooze*
getouttabed! getouttabed! getouttabed! getouttabed! getouttabed! getouttabed!
Until finally, when you're nerves are twitchy, and every side is the wrong side of the bed, you're pissed off enough to turn the bloody thing off and get up. You scowl in the shower, and sneer as you try to feed yourself breakfast, swearing at that sodding little snooze button.
I think I try to delude myself.... If I can just shut that annoying beeping sound up, then I'll go back to sleep, and we can forget all about the early morning class... Its the "quick fix" that doesn't fix anything... I'm sure the Nazi's used this tactic to wear down the allied spies... Set a bigarsed buzzer to go off every 9 minutes, so just as they start to fall alseep an irritating sound causes them to sit up and fumble stupidly on their bedside table. Within 3 days of this 9 minute ritual, even Ghandi would snap.
Its like Incy Wincy (that sodding spider) climing the waterspout just so he can have a drink of water, when he gets continually battered by vast amounts of liquids trying to achieve his goal.
Ok, so its nothing like Incy Wincy, but you get my point dont you?
Totally pointless, and ultimatly irritating.
I'm calling for a global ban on Snooze buttons. The alarm is either ON or the bloody thing is OFF. None of this cruel and unusual torture.
I'll speak! I'll speak, already!
Just turn the fucking alarm clock off!
